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hey mona thanks for ur compliments. i love them all. the more the better! hint hint! :) but hey r u mona or misha? hmmm...the sherlock Holmes in me is thinking big time :)
HEY LOKESH this post is not link with this post but if u can read this nd read on radio on monday . then i think that u love to read my post
Gabbar sends Kaaliaand two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya". Thakur [with anger]:"Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai." Kaalia:"Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmershire kiye hain kya?" Thakur:"Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai." Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on oneWater tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing and says:"Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate." Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain." Jay hits his keyboard,then says: "jaao kaalia,Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ." AT GABBAR'S DEN... Gabbar:"Kitne bugs the?" Kaalia:"Do sarkaar." Gabbar:"Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi." [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]."Kitne sessions hain ismachine mein?" Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar." Gabbar:"Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai...ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?" Kaalia:"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha." Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
YOU DIEHARD FAN ROHIT Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha....... Ha...... Ha.......... ......... ......... ......... ........
ohho caught again yes sherlock solves the mystery:) but mona is my nick name given by parents and i have chosen misha myself waise naam me kya rakha hai...rite
& don't you worry about complements .... compliments wud never stop for lokesh keep smiling (on radio as well...very funny!!)
seriously u hav relly catchy voice this is 4 u Your sentiment is ur love, your love is ur heart, your heart is ur spouse, your spouse is ur future, your future is ur destiny, your destiny is ambition, your ambition is ur aspiration, your aspiration is ur motivation, your motivation is ur believe, your believe is ur peace, your peace is ur target, your target is heaven, heaven is like hell without FRIEND like uuuuuu
8 comments:
hi lokesh
there goes some compliments for you
first you have nice n catchy voice
other is that you really write & visualise very well
i was going thru the write ups and come to know about your father and your feelings
and am sorry for your papa.
your take care
n it's funny the way you were laughing and speaking today
god bless you!!
misha
hey mona
thanks for ur compliments. i love them all. the more the better! hint hint! :)
but hey r u mona or misha? hmmm...the sherlock Holmes in me is thinking big time :)
HEY LOKESH
this post is not link with this post but if u can read this nd read on radio on monday .
then i think that u love to read my post
Gabbar sends
Kaaliaand two others to Ramgad to
collect the loot-maar software he
had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and
started shouting: "Abe
O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]:"Chillao mat! jaakar
Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke
liye software banana bund
kar diya hai."
Kaalia:"Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi
naye programmershire
kiye hain kya?"
Thakur:"Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha
hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees
Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on
oneWater
tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing
and says:"Ha
ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming
karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap
chala ja kutte. Hum
log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits his keyboard,then
says: "jaao kaalia,Gabbar se kahna ki
uska server down ho gaya ."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar:"Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia:"Do sarkaar."
Gabbar:"Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye
ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski
saza milegi... barobar
milegi."
[Snatches an X terminal
from Sambaa]."Kitne
sessions hain ismachine
mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey
sarkaar."
Gabbar:"Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai...ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"
Kaalia:"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
YOU DIEHARD FAN
ROHIT
Ha...... Ha...... Ha......
Ha...... Ha....... Ha......
Ha.......... ......... ......... ......... ........
ohho caught again
yes sherlock solves the mystery:)
but mona is my nick name given by parents and i have chosen misha myself
waise naam me kya rakha hai...rite
& don't you worry about complements .... compliments wud never stop for lokesh
keep smiling (on radio as well...very funny!!)
rohit-
interesting piece- must say- but dude- i work for fever- less talk more music :) u get the point, don't you?
misha-
hmm...the sherlock in me is grinning! :) misha is an interesting name!!
:):):):):):):) WHAT? U only asked me to keep smiling! SO-->
:):):):):)
1.college ------- yaadein
2.pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi
4.canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna
5.course -------- godzilla
6.exams -------- kalyug
7.examination hall---- chamber of secret
8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak
9. question paper --------- paheli
10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz
11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke
12. paper out ---------- plan
13.examiner ------------- the killer
14.last exam ----------- independence day
15.paper correction --------- andha kanoon
16.marks ----------- assambhav
17.result ----------- murder
18.pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar
19. fail ----------- devdas
20.supplementary ------- aakhri raasta
21.vacation ------------- waah life hoto aesi
jai sai ram lokesh
seriously u hav relly catchy voice
this is 4 u
Your sentiment is ur love,
your love is ur heart,
your heart is ur spouse,
your spouse is ur future,
your future is ur destiny,
your destiny is ambition,
your ambition is ur aspiration,
your aspiration is ur motivation,
your motivation is ur believe,
your believe is ur peace,
your peace is ur target,
your target is heaven,
heaven is like hell without FRIEND like uuuuuu
My all gud wishes always wid u
anju!
that's very sweet of u! thanks a bunch!!
L
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